Mission Statement Generator

Do you want to create your own unique mission statement? A phrase that sets your organisation above and beyond all others, and reaches the hearts and minds of your employees and customers?

Writing mission statements is a tricky business, but now anyone can do it with the help of our automated mission statement generator. Just click on the hand below to switch on the generator, wait patiently for it to warm up, and pull the lever to generate your statement!

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NOTE: Patrons are respectfully informed that the Mission Statement Generator has recently been extensively refurbished to function by means of electrical propulsion, and is no longer fully interoperable with version 3 browsers.

We do furthermore most earnestly recommend the use of JavaScript, whose application will most assuredly enhance the enjoyment of this splendid machine.